Dog Park Fanatic Gifts

Woman and Demon

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Dog walking Human.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Dog Park

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Three more years of high school."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Happy Hour

Sheep dog late for work

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Lumbar support animal