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'That's when he tries to sound like Pavorotti. Now here's how he sounds when he hits his finger with a hammer...'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Three more years of high school."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Dog walking Human.

'Super Dog'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Happy Hour

Sheep dog late for work

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Lumbar support animal

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."