Dog Lover's Delight Mugs

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

'I'm making out my will...you want my fake diamond-studded collar?'

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

"I'm grouchy?. . . So what."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Boring Pianist

"Sorry sir, if you take the record player, you must take the dog."

Street Entertainer

"Hey, genius, you're supposed to put the doggie door on the bottom, not the top."

Dog is foiled by baubles when attempting to chase Father Christmas.

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.

hitchhiking dog outside a pet shop

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'

'So you can hear the sea, what's so amazing about that?...'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Dare I ask what you've done with the right shoe?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'We'll take it!'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'You tell me how he does it.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

A girl with a dog and balloons

Snowball Fight With Santa

How Am I Driving?

Work out buddies.