Doggy Delight Connoisseur Mugs

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Dog Park Zoom

"What's all this?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'You tell me how he does it.'

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"What's worse, that or this?"

Dogs and Cake

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."