Dog Owner Delight Gifts

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Next!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Boring Pianist

Work out buddies.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'He keeps us young!'

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

'Like I was saying, Angus, I'm the master, you're the dog.'

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

"This way, the humans get the message."

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

Elevator: Up, Stay, and Lay Down.