Doggie Delight Gifts

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

One huge Christmas stocking!

'That's weird...these bones don't squeak.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Boring Pianist

Work out buddies.

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Oh good! You're up!"

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

Hunting wildfowl