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'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Humans are strange."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'You tell me how he does it.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Devilled Eggs

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Boring Pianist

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"