Doggie Delights T-Shirts

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Dog Chow Mein

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Boring Pianist

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

The Cheese God

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.

'That's weird...these bones don't squeak.'