Doggie Delights Prints

"I didn't say he was a Scottie. I said he was a Scootie."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You tell me how he does it.'

Dog Chow Mein

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Boring Pianist

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

The Cheese God

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

Dog receives an electric shock from an electrical fire hydrant.