Doggie Treat Aficionado Prints

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Homemade dog biscuits.

"She's eating in tonight."

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

The Middle-Aged Dog. Wait – Why did I run into this field?

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

"I give up! I stock up on chicken treats and now the cat tells me he's gone vegetarian!"

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

The call of the wild.

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

"You're a little too niche."

Dog's Brain.

"I didn't say he was a Scottie. I said he was a Scootie."

'Will the credit crunch have any effect on my supply of doggy chocs?'

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'

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