Dog Day Delight Pillows

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Bad dog."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Canine Scentipede

"Shake! Good Dog."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

It is said over the years dogs and dog owners start looking alike

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'You tell me how he does it.'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Boring Pianist

Work out buddies.

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'He's listed in 'Who's Who Among Working Breeds'.'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'In my opinion the three pigs did their share of huffing and puffing.'

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

Will act like an idiot for food.

"I always forget how nice it is to leave heaven."

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'It's great that they taught you CPR, but I wish they'd also given you breath mints.'