Dog Day Fun Pillows

"This is fresh to the market, and there's no chain, so nothing stopping you from getting right up to the gate when the postman arrives."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Bad dog."

'Super Dog'

Canine Scentipede

Collies Without Borders

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Fill it up!"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Dog ignores angry cat.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'