Dog Walking Day Pillows

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Bert's dog training.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Dog Park

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Love a Mutt

"The cat told me to eat your homework."