Dog Walking Pillows

Santa Claus walks dogs

"She was a rescue."

"Are they still following us?"

Fire hydrant peeing on a dog

"Hold up! I just gotta tag my location."

"How long have you been self-employed?"

'It's time for your walk.'

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"First you have to earn their trust."

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Schmooze!"

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

"We're still working out joint custody."

"I'm starting to think she doesn't want that ball."

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'He hates the rain.'

"Crazy drivers. That guy nearly hit us"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'And that's his evil twin brother'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Flat Cap and whippet

"It's my environmental impact report. And where, may I ask, is yours?"

"You will be going on a long walk."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Happy.

'Am I going too fast for you?'

Watch where you're going

"Kfetch!"

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

Dog sitting atop a doggy waste bin

'Out, damned Spot.'

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."