Dog Walking T-Shirts

Santa Claus walks dogs

"She was a rescue."

"Are they still following us?"

Fire hydrant peeing on a dog

"Hold up! I just gotta tag my location."

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

"How long have you been self-employed?"

'It's time for your walk.'

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"First you have to earn their trust."

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

"Schmooze!"

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."

"We're still working out joint custody."

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

"I'm starting to think she doesn't want that ball."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Crazy drivers. That guy nearly hit us"

'He hates the rain.'

"You will be going on a long walk."

"Kfetch!"

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

"It's my environmental impact report. And where, may I ask, is yours?"

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

Dog sitting atop a doggy waste bin

'Out, damned Spot.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Am I going too fast for you?'

Happy.

Flat Cap and whippet