Walking Dogs T-Shirts

'He's just being friendly'

"Mine's still in bed."

Leash broke - lucky I'm a 42D

Tug of War: Human versus Canine.

"Growth spurt?"

Wet outside.

What Zombies Like to Do After a Nice Lunch.

Dogs before fire hydrants were invented.

Taking the Dog for a Walk

'Yes... he does over fourty lamposts to the gallon!'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Help!'

"Sometimes, our strong sense of smell is a curse: Not only is Mistress wearing too much perfume, it's cheap perfume too!"

"I have to say after 45 years of marriage, nobody knows me as well as Facebook does."

Man walking dog on a treadmill

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

"Oh Christ! Not again, surely."

"No he doesn't bite, he just swallows."

'Hello, doggie obedience school?'

Dog tells owner with ball thrower: 'If you can throw the ball with that thing, I can use some other mug to fetch it.'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"She will take me on more walks."

Updated history: The Boxer Rebellion.

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Take it easy back there!"

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

"Don’t look now, Artie, but there’s a Starbucks where your favorite shrub used to be."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill