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"You're sure that's the stick you want?"

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

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"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

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A man and his dog

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Dog walking Human.

"He's no hat and all corgis."