National Dog Week Pillows

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Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Foster failure

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Bad dog."

'Super Dog'

Support group for sheep.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Happy.

"Yes, one is a dog."

Collies Without Borders

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have no thumbs."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Canine Scentipede

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Fill it up!"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."