Dog Walking Day Gifts

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Dog Park

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Love a Mutt

A man and his dog