Dog Walkers Gifts

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

"How about, for God's sake, this one?"

"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."

"Keep off grass. I'm talking to you, Bailey."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Dogs Leave Romantic Imprint in the Sand.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"You're up... You walk him."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog Walking Services

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Bert's dog training.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.