Dog Walk Enthusiast Gifts

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Walking Services

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Bert's dog training.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."