Dog Walking Aficionado Gifts

'It's time for your walk.'

"I'm taking him out to do his business."

"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle."

Man walking dog on a treadmill

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Welcome to the Team

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Three more years of high school."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Dog walking Human.

Happy Hour

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''