Dog Walking Devotee Gifts

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Walk's don't do it for me anymore."

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dog walking Human.

Foster failure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Dog Park

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"He's already getting attached to you."