Dog Devotee Gifts

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

"No, Rex. Go home."

"Sorry for the racket... there are billions of dogs up here, and they get a little excited when someone's at the gate."

"The father belonged to some people who were driving through in a Packard."

Christmas Puppy Bow

"You know your dog better than I do."

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"Have you tried taking long walks?"

"I mean, I can throw it a third time."

"Bad Dog"

Dog Quiz

"If you lie down with pugs, you wake up with pugs."

"If it's just the one after dinner I don't mind."

'Somewhere, there's a little league game that won't go into extra innings.'

"They're back! They're back! How do I look? Oh, never mind! Never mind!"

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

Old dog with zimmer frame.

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

The Evolution of Man.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"She was a sweet old lady whose kids never called."

"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'We have 'how to' books on most subjects, but we don't seem to have 'How To Dig A Hole'.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"I call him Recession - because you never know when he's going to bite."

'They're for a friend.'

"Essentially people find cat's cuter"

'If I didn't know better, I'd say you enjoyed this.'

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

Things to whine about: 'I'm making a list of my pet peeves.'

Friends forever.