Animal Devotee Gifts

"You're not a goat person?"

Rabbits popping out of holes on a hillside.

City Zoo: Day Care

Playing Fetch.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why do they do that?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Foster failure"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Licensed Therapist

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Swan Fairy Tales

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Billy. The Kid.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Fly Football

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.