Devoted Dog Aficionado Gifts

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Mardi Gras

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Canine Companion

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Welcome to the Team

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Super Dog'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"