Devoted Dog Aficionado Pillows

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Licensed Therapist

Mardi Gras

"Foster failure"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Canine Companion

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Welcome to the Team

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'