Doggy Devotee Pillows

"It's not going to throw itself."

'Lick your feet, 10p.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Cocky cat.

'The dog's life is no longer the life for me.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'it's all for her dog.'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'You think more of that 'bloomin' dog than you do of me!'

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."

'Ben's taking fly fishing lessons. There goes his instructor now.'

'Spoiled Rotten!'

'I got the best present ever at Christmas: A huge ball of string...'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Licensed Therapist

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Foster failure

Love a Mutt