Puppy Devotee Pillows

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

The Ninth Wonder of the World - The Great Mongrel of Manchu

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Licensed Therapist

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Jr. cloning kit

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

No Soliciting

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"A little help, please."

"He's already getting attached to you."