Puppy Aficionado Pillows

Puppy.

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Welcome to the Team

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Jr. cloning kit

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Obedience School Graduation

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

Literary Canines.

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'They sure have small litters.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'