Doggie Devotee Pillows

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

The wolf pack had nursed him back to health and as much as it hurt, they knew it was time to release Puddles back into the suburbs.

Know your dog.

Dogs instinct

'Mine is a symptom of my need to express affection without forming a serious emotional bond.' 'And mine is a symptom of my lack of self-confidence and my desire to have a symbol representing what I wish to be like.'

Guide Dog walks into a lamp-post.

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"Since his retirement, Thomas spends most of his time in the garden."

'Bad Dogs And The Bitches Who Love Them'.

The Dog Person vs. The Cat Person

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up they homes themselves.

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

No Humans Allowed

"You're right, it really is windy."

"People lost their loyalty, but the dogs kept it."

"I think big feet means he's going to be a big idiot."

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Are you pulling my chain?'

Arturo Saltambocca and Rusty.

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

"Humans are strange."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"I suppose I can wait a little longer to go to the bathroom."