Doggie Devotees Pillows

Social Distancing Common Sense

'Come back in six months... and next time, bring your dog.'

"How could you call it 'dog flu'? I've never even had a sniff-le!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Playing Fetch.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Canine Companion

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Foster failure

Love a Mutt

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Rare Books

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Did you get my tweet?"