Dog Devotees Pillows

'Who's to say my best friend can't also be my financial adviser?'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

Cone Of Empathy

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"What's it like to be the parent of a nonhuman?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

The Hound of the Basketballs.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'That dog loves to hang his head out when we drive!' 'Yeah...but flossing those bugs outta my teeth is tough!'

Beware of dogs breath.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Attacking mail carriers, destroying gardens, fouling carpets, annoying neighbors. Impressive résumé, I must say."

Christmas decorations.

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'The Big Beg Theory'

'We spoil that dog.'

Man-icure & Pet-icure

Dog stranded on the ocean feels the call of nature.

"Oh, the kids were delighted to see me back, however, Master almost had a fit when he saw the vet's bill..."

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

Dog in the park eats a poo, then comes and licks its owner,

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"Are you through with your 'Times'?"

Uni-species restroom.

Secret Service Dogs

Rex would soon discover the eerie similarity between a playful growl and a warning growl.

"Yes, cat lovers are passionate and numerous, but they're not all crazy."

"Due to a mixup in the paperwork you've been sent to doggie heaven."

"What did I miss?"