Dog Devotees Mugs

'Who's to say my best friend can't also be my financial adviser?'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

Cone Of Empathy

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"What's it like to be the parent of a nonhuman?"

The Hound of the Basketballs.

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Beware of dogs breath.

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'That dog loves to hang his head out when we drive!' 'Yeah...but flossing those bugs outta my teeth is tough!'

"Are you through with your 'Times'?"

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

'We spoil that dog.'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Dog stranded on the ocean feels the call of nature.

"Oh, the kids were delighted to see me back, however, Master almost had a fit when he saw the vet's bill..."

Dog in the park eats a poo, then comes and licks its owner,

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Foster failure

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"When you get home tonight, Bernard, let's talk about slowing down, taking time, sitting with friends, enjoying life."

"The first eight times it was curiosity. The last time I was run over."

"You're completely screwed up."

"What did I miss?"

"Due to a mixup in the paperwork you've been sent to doggie heaven."

"Yes, cat lovers are passionate and numerous, but they're not all crazy."

"The expensive ones taste the best."

"Only St. Bernards are allowed in."

Yin Yang Dogs