Dog Breed Aficionado Pillows

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"She's a Golden Retriever. I've Always Had A Thing For Blondes!"

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Welcome to the Team

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Three more years of high school."