Doggy Devotion Enthusiast Gifts

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Love a Mutt

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Dog walking Human.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Super Dog'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Three more years of high school."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'