Doggy Devotion Enthusiast Gifts

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Why do they do that?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Licensed Therapist

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Dog walking Human.

"Three more years of high school."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Love a Mutt

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'