Dog Walker Gifts

Taking the dog for a walk.

Santa Claus walks dogs

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

Walking Tours of New York

"Have you tried taking long walks?"

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

"Hold up! I just gotta tag my location."

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

"How long have you been self-employed?"

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

Jeff had a horrible feeling the dog needed his worming tablets again.

The Thinker

'If I don't walk him every day, he gets so depressed.' (dog talking to another dog).

Robot walking pet robot

'He hates the rain.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"I'm starting to think she doesn't want that ball."

Stormy weather

"You will be going on a long walk."

'We call him Fungus cuz he grows on you!'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Am I going too fast for you?'

"Kfetch!"

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Watch where you're going

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

'Walk with me.'

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"You go on ahead."

Tourists and their Pets.

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Canine conundrum.