Dog Walker Extraordinaire Gifts

"My doctor wants me to walk a mile after every meal. But frankly, ten miles a day is killing me."

Mixed Emotions Poodle

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

Man Skating With Dog.

Walking the dog

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Knight walking a dog.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"This social distancing is killing me!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Walking Services

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Bert's dog training.'

Skeleton playing fetch.