National Dog Day Gifts

Every Dog Has His Day

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

He Did It!

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I think the dog want's to stay in tonight, Jennifer!"

Chasebook for Dogs

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"But every dog has his day."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"Love me?"

Playing Fetch.

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Collies Without Borders

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Bitchbark Canoe

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Super Dog'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."