International Assistance Dog Week Gifts

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Support group for sheep.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Bad dog."

Happy.

Collies Without Borders

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Canine Scentipede

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Your love gives me strength."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Examination.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."