World Animal Day Gifts

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Examination.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Bad dog."

Support group for sheep.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Happy.

Collies Without Borders

"She wishes to range free!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"I have no thumbs."

Canine Scentipede

Cat Show

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'