World Wildlife Day Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered species, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Musical ice flows

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Wildlife

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Cat box"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Swan Fairy Tales

Faster, Georges, faster!