World Wildlife Day Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered species, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Musical ice flows

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Seagiraffes

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Cat box"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Swan Fairy Tales

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"