World Migratory Bird Day Gifts

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Life is for the birds.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Support group for sheep.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"You calm down."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Penguin suit fitting.

Examination.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'It's a chicken.'

No Mow May

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Too dressy?'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'What, not even a kiss first?'

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

From trash to treasure

'Hey, you're growing fast alright: Your beak capacity has reached three litres!'

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

"Don't you worry, Mr. Kiernan—we'll have you out of there in no time!"

Musical ice flows