World Migratory Bird Day T-Shirts

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Life is for the birds.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Support group for sheep.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"You calm down."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Penguin suit fitting.

Examination.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'It's a chicken.'

No Mow May

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'What, not even a kiss first?'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'Too dressy?'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

Musical ice flows

From trash to treasure

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'