Migrating Birds T-Shirts

"Why is he not flying in formation?" "He can't spell."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

The fate of the emigrant

Children's Parties

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Life is for the birds.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Do me next."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Cat in a tank...

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Polluted geese