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Goose Bus Driving South

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Songbird.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I'm in disguise."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

'It's a chicken.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Hazards of mouse painting

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Rhea of the Year.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"You fly into a window, too?"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Man and bird

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"