Bird Migration Buff Gifts

Goose Bus Driving South

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Songbird.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I'm in disguise."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

'It's a chicken.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Hazards of mouse painting

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

'Rhea of the Year.'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Man and bird

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"You fly into a window, too?"

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"