Birding Buff Gifts

Bird watchers.

"Today: Meet the goldfinch 3-5 p.m."

Clark's Nutcracker

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

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Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Songbird.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"I'm in disguise."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Hazards of mouse painting

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Researching the opossum article.'

'Rhea of the Year.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"Nice work, son. You missed the car but you nailed his bald spot."