Birding Buddy Gifts

A Symphony of Penguins

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Do me next."

Cat in a tank...

Polluted geese

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'You know too much!'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

The Worm Charmer

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Duck Hunt

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

So you're a mocking bird...

'I admire your floatibility.'