Birdwatcher's Bestie Gifts

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Two vegans, please."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Bird Torture.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Vegetarian Birds

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Trick or Tweet

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Birds Following Witch.